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Saw this on MSN.com this morning -

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs
By Isolde Raftery, NBC News

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.

Further investigation of the enclosure revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure.
Now the Coos County Sheriff’s Office is investigating how Garner “ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him.” According to the Sheriff's statement:
There are several scenarios being investigated, including that Mr. Garner had a health event, such as a heart attack, which then put him in a position where the hogs could consume him. Another scenario being investigated is that given the age and health of Mr. Garner, that one or more of the hogs knocked Mr. Garner to the ground, whereupon that hogs killed and consumed him.
The statement added that at least one of the hogs had previously been aggressive toward the farmer but did not specify how many hogs live on the farm.

Garner’s remains were examined on Saturday by a pathologist who was unable to determine how the man died. A forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon will also examine his remains.

Answering the phone at Garner’s home Monday, a man who described himself as a family friend described the tragedy succinctly: “What a way.”

This isn’t the first time hogs have eaten their farmers.

In 2004, a Romanian woman was knocked unconscious and eaten by the pigs on her farm, UPI reported at the time. The news report did not say whether the woman survived, only that the pigs had eaten the woman's ears and half her face. Her husband, sedated, told reporters: "I'll never breed such beasts again."


Guess this proves that hogs aren't very grateful. They'll eat the hand that feeds them...and everything else as well.
 
Read about that last night......700 pound pigs.....damn.....
 
Kinda reminds me of the end of the movie Hannibal where the hogs eat a coupla goons. Oh, and Gary Oldman, too.
 
LOL.. ^^ You know they finally made the connection. One of them disappears, then the sizzling smell wafts over the yard.

Grant
 
The law firm of dewey cheatum and howe has issued a statement on the pigs behalf.
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The pig was under stress and had missed many doses of his medications for his depression causing him to become angry and mentally unstable. A planned defense of not guilty by reason of insanity is being proposed.

In closing, the pig stated the farmer tasted a lot like his pig brother Earl who mysteriously disappeared last month.
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The law firm of dewey cheatum and howe has issued a statement on the pigs behalf.
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The pig was under stress and had missed many doses of his medications for his depression causing him to become angry and mentally unstable. A planned defense of not guilty by reason of insanity is being proposed.

In closing, the pig stated the farmer tasted a lot like his pig brother Earl who mysteriously disappeared last month.
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No chittt huh? Haaaa
 
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