A mother was walkimg her kid to the bathroom and the child crapped in his shorts, it fell on the floor and an employee from the restaurant had to come out and clean it up. This happend right beside my table.....
I grabbed a bite in a small downtown joint one noon, and a woman sent a toddler into the mens room. Pretty soon he comes out crying, his little doo-dad hanging out, and his pants around his knees. "Where's the Mommies" he cried!!
I thought it was funny. "The Mommies" were mortified.
