It's finally happened

back in the late '80s I worked in a store and the manager of our branch about an hour away had his new truck stolen.
It was stolen probably in the beginning of June, and in about late September the police called him and told him they'd found it hidden in some bushes somewhere. It had sat for the entire summer with the body of one of the thieves in it (apparently, the other one blew this one's head off) with the windows closed.

...they said he really, really didn't want his truck back.