Impatient nasty aggressive drivers

michigan drivers drive me crazy
they are the worst i've seen, second only to the french

funny story
i was on the autobahn one day driving my little opel kadett
i had her pegged and was going as fast as she would
i was flying along, minding my own buisness when i saw a little speck in my rear view mirror, it was tiny about the size of a fly
because i was in the fast lane i checked the speedo to see how fast i was doing
the needle was burried at 120 MPH
i looked back up and there was a BMW about 2 inches from my rear bumper flashing his highbeams for me to move over