You might be an "A-body owner" if......
You might be an "A-body owner" if......every new cut on your hands makes you think "When was the last time I had a tetanus shot?" :D
Speaking of which, I think I'm due for one.
You might be an A-Body Owner If :
You keep a notebook with parts you want/need to buy, and cry/die a little inside when you add up the prices.
OR
You're afraid to add up the grand total of what you have invested in your car.
You "Window Shop" on Summit Racing frequently, but can rarely afford the goodies you drool over.
You have Hood Locks so jealous people don't screw with your engine.
You've ever slammed the throttle down and put the front tires in one lane, the rear tires in the other, and laid down rubber halfway sideways Without intending to do so... :burnout:
You refuse to drive your car in the rain because :
A : The wiper bushings broke and you don't feel like gutting the dash to replace them.
B : You know it'd be a death wish that would end with your car wrapped around a tree.
Guys on Harleys give you the middle finger because your exhaust is louder than their bike. :D
You know what it feels like to have a torsion bar break.
Teenagers whisper "I told you it had a Hemi." When you get out of your 340 Duster.
Someone ever walked by, looked in the window and said "Oh, it's just an automatic."
People stop and stare with wide eyes when :
A : Your tires chirp or squeal going around a tight turn
B : Your car chirps the tires every time you take off from a stoplight
C : Your car chirps the tires every time you grab a gear.
