Bonding with my son over Mopars

I am unbelievably envious. I bought my Dart hoping that it was going to also be a bonding experience between us. My son showed some initial interest in our working on it together but went back to his video games (which I hate with a passion), all those stupid cartoon shows on prime time, and of course his precious cell phone. When he calls me in the future for around the house help(which I also tried to teach him), or wants help on his car I can't wait to tell him that I tried to teach him to make his own repairs on houses and cars but now he will have to pay someone else to do it for him.