Large bolt pattern brake HELP! HELP! HELP!

thank you all for all your help. it actually turned out to be my own stupidity: the calipers were on the wrong sides! whoops, I know I'm an idiot, you're all entitled to one free shot. sorry for wasting your time, thank you again for all your help and imput

It's never time wasted, Amigo. Good on you for getting her fixed.