Large bolt pattern brake HELP! HELP! HELP!

thank you all for all your help. it actually turned out to be my own stupidity: the calipers were on the wrong sides! whoops, I know I'm an idiot, you're all entitled to one free shot. sorry for wasting your time, thank you again for all your help and imput

I didn't tell you that because I thought it sounded good. I fought the same problem for a week. They do look pretty convincing even when on the wrong side though.