Does smokin weed really make you this dumb?

I had an ad on cl for a free 35" tv, I get an email from this girl with her phone number. I call her and she wants to come get it but she lives in the next town over and has no idea where I live. So I give her a landmark and she says she'll call me when she gets there because she can't find anything to write with. (From this landmark all u have to do is go to the 4th light go right and I'm exactly 1 mile on the left) So she calls me back and I tell her to go to the 4th light and turn right, and she says she'll call me when she gets there. She calls me back again and says I just turned right, I say I'm exactly 1 mile on the left, a yellow house #639. I'll be standing in the driveway with the tv. I'm standing there and a beat up minivan goes by. I see them slow down and turn around. Now remember I'm standing in my driveway with a 35" tv. They drive by the house again and I watch as they slow down again and turn around. They come back towards the house and I walk to the street waving my arms (thought they were gonna drive right by again). They pull in and a Puerto Rican looking guy gets out of the van looking at my flagpole with my american and confederate flags flying like he'd never seen such a thing. A young caucasian (tryin to be politically correct here, not one of the easiest things for me) woman gets out of the passengers side comes over and greets me. She seems nice and is polite and thanks me for giving them the tv. I had it on a dolly so we roll it to the side door of the van and the guy says I'll get it. Well it's and older tv and is very heavy so I said I'll help you. So as I'm helping him stuff it in the middle seat of the van I look and there's a car seat with a little kid in it in the middle seat and 2 other adults in the rear seat, and the smell of weed is almost giving me a contact high. I'm thinking to myself WTF. Was I that stupid back in 1970.

Should have asked them if they wanted to buy a box of twinkies for $50.