60 dart , I think its a chevy guy check out the spelling

one of the Filipinos at work one day said something and we didn't understand what he said- he puts his hands up and says "hey-English is my second language bro!"
The way he said it was absolutely hilarious- it became the new standard excuse for not getting something done at work lol.

The guys name is "John" so one wonders.
I put my foot in my mouth this morning.
Found the local radiator shop.
Went in and said "I've got a radiator (b-body). Basically you will be building me a radiator and I'd rather keep the money local instead of sending the money to Mexico for a new one".
Guess who the woman got from the back to check the raditor out?
The name on his shirt didn't quite "match" the accent.
Opps. Better not leave it there.

We may not speak "English" in this country, but we speak American.
England and America, two countries serperated by a common language.
I really would like to learn Spanish.
But who has time?
Ever heard the joke?
What do you call someone that speaks two languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone that speaks one language?
American.