Creepy Christmas pictures

Anyone got any? Could be Christmas, Santa, family, anything Christmas related.

My mom found this one of my sister and I and put it on the mantle for everyone to see.. Everything about this picture makes me laugh.

The haircuts.
Santa's bloodshot right eye.
My oversized clothes.
The way I'm leaning away from Santa.
Santa's hand on my sister's thigh..
The look on my face.
The creepy toy soldier in the background.
The cheap tinsel backdrop.
My sister's homemade clothes (from granny).
How you can't see any part of Santa except hands and face.