Are You A Turtle?

This is how I became a turtle many years ago. I copied this from the interwebs and adjusted slightly to how I remembered it.

All you need are friends and lots of beer. The following 10 phrases are said, one at a time by someone who knows them. The player repeats the phrase. When you get past the first phrase, they must say the next number along with the ones before. (i.e. when you get to 10 you've got to repeat all the phrases) Rules are simple: if you screw up any part of the phrase, you drink and game goes back to the start. usually this game happens after all are in a fairly inebriated state to begin with.

The phrases are:

• One fat hen
• A couple of ducks
• Three brown bears
• Four running hares
• Five fat fickle females
• Six simple Simons sitting on a stump sipping scotch
• Seven sicilian sailors sailing the seven seas searching for seven sexy siamese sluts
• Eight egotistical egoists echoing eight egotistical essays
• Nine nude nublins nibling on nicotine and nuts
• Ten. F*ck you, I'm a turtle

I became a Cardinal Puff the same night. Not sure how I managed that.

Your results may vary.