I hate to admit this but, I know a guy that thinks mock turtle soup is made from a species of turtle known as the Mock Turtle.
The same guy also says that the reason there is so much oil in the middle east is because the Egyptians used all the trees, that were once in the middle east, to build the pyramids. This, of course, destroyed the dinosaur's habitat killing them off. The dead dinosaurs then decayed into petroleum. :banghead::banghead::banghead: FML