Post your favorite saying

I'm so old, I can remember when the Dead Sea first got sick.
If steamboats were selling for a dime a dozen, all I could do is run up and down the bank yelling, man that is cheap.
When I was a kid, Hell was just a campfire.
I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
S**t in one hand, wish in the other. See which one fills up faster.