Just chased down snowmobilers

I personally have nothing against snowmobiles, but I do have something against the azzholes that ride them.

I live in a little lake community, and there was a guy who lived down the street with a very loud and fast racing snowmobile. He would typically wait until about 11:00pm to get it out and make laps around the neighborhood. I live on a small straightaway and he would come around the corner and hit the gas for all it was worth.

Now, my house is about 10' from the road and Nella's bedroom is on that side of the house facing the road. I couldn't take it anymore so when I heard him coming down the road (you could hear him coming a mile away), I went out in the road with my 1,000,000 candle powered floodlight and waited for him to round the corner and gun it. Then I hit the light!!! He was all over the road trying to stop, and probably thought it was the cops, which may have been better for him in the long run!! I lit into him like a windwill in a tornado and told him if I EVER heard that snowmobile even start (which you could from a mile away) I would be down there with my sledgehammer and promised to box it up for him and shove it up his....

Never heard that machine run again, and the azz moved a short time later!!!Good riddance!! Geof

Oh, did I mention he was also on my golf league?? Yep, he was an azz there too!!!