Post your favorite saying

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra

Slicker than snot on a door knob

If it don't run chrome it, that's for the Cheby guys

Dead Nuts - When the measurement is right on

Lifes a ***** then you marry one - Been there done that

Mt favorite from my Dad (RIP) Don't worry what someone else is doing, worry what your doing

Dumber than a box of rocks