We had a small poodle he got me good. I bent down to tie my boots and he let one rip right in my face.
When I was a kid we had a female cat she like to sleep behind the couch.
She came out from behind there like she was shot from a cannon. A few seconds later we found out why. It was so bad we had to move the couch to see if she took a dump back there. Boy she could be rotten.