Good Table Manners

RaniDart70 said

i hate eating at formal dinners with multiple forks and when you have to put your napkin on your lap and everything has to be perfect ....no slurping your soup....with your best clothes on...that you worry about spilling something on..

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Heck, Rani, I figured you were a regular debutante, LOL

I can see that we "eat alike."

Now I DO take my hat off at the table, and by that I don't mean "turn around backwards LOL" I try not to slurp my soup or drinks.

BUT. I'm just as likely to grab "any" fork as the "proper" fork

Another thing that gripes my *** is all these "cooking" shows that worry way too much about (gag) "presentation" while NOT "presenting" any actual food

THIS for example is NOT food:



Neither is this:



If any waitsperson ever brought me the likes of this, I might be tempted to do violence



This is my idea of a girlfriend who's "dressed for dinner"