I'm starting to share your feelings on most of these small town wanna be's. I live in a small farming town of 10,000. Seems like every time I stop at 7-11 for a cup of coffee before work I have a different shaved head local yokal sizing me up standing next to the coffee and donut display. Most times I feel like asking "what the f^&k are you looking at?" These cops are a dime a dozen and most have some kind of inferiority complex who get a stiffy if you have a tail light out. My attitude is that if all else fails in life, I could always become a cop.