What to do with a junk 400 block??? (Creativity is a +)

I was tempted to make this a poll question but thought this could make for a better discussion. I have a grenaded 400 that is beyond salvage. I'm talking massive carnage, rods broken in half, bottoms of pistons jammed against the cam, parts of counter weights gone, ect. I'm wonding what you guys think I should do with it? Scrap it, use it for target practice, make a coffee table, mail box stand? Lets hear your ideas!!! I don't care how mild or wild they are!