Never figured I'd be driving over to a girl's house so she could dump me

Yes it's difficult but you should know that you're not the only guy this has happened to. I got married a little later in life... Well a lot later. I went with some wacky women and i was always happy to hear when one moved far away - with time you'll realize that she did you a favor by moving away.

Are you in Wisconsin? I always thought that state was full of hot blondes- you should be able to upgrade.