Never figured I'd be driving over to a girl's house so she could dump me

I stayed with my high school sweetheart for 11 damn years . Miserable the last 5 of them . I couldn't wait to die of dissappointment , but I was in it for the long haul . She finally left me and moved in with my " best friend " . That lasted less than a month . When she wanted to start over with me , I politely told her to %^$ off and die . Best thing that I ever did .