Whats the stupidest thing someone stole off your car ?

Had a set of Tire Flys (light-up valve caps) back when they were first getting popular, on my '93 Dakota... Parked in a slightly shady neighborhood to visit a friend, and 20 minutes later they were GONE..... Nothing else has been stolen, mainly because I drive shite-looking vehicles, and when you drive a shite-looking vehicle, thieves just keep walking..... I DID have a badass stereo almost jacked from my Pathfinder....

Came out and the door was open (dunno how, all the doors but that one was locked, all the windows locked, and the door handle on the outside driver's side didn't work), and my stereo was laying on the center console with the wires cut (including my nice expensive RCA's running to my competition sub in the back, which was untouched).... Lucky for me I always run a double-strip of plumber's tape (steel ribbon) from the deck to a hard-mounted point behind the dash. Only thing that saved the deck... But, the dumbasses didn't even bother with the $250.00 competition sub and $250.00 Clarion amp that was screwed to the box...... But then again, if thieves were smart, they'd be politicians. ;)

Gonna get a custom sticker made in the style of car alarm stickers, except saying:

THIS VEHICLE PROTECTED BY:
A platoon of pissed-off underpaid Infantrymen with varying levels of PTSD.
:evil4::evil4:

Also, the 14 razorblades story: I LOVE IT!!! I may end up having to steal this idea.... :prayer:


- CK