Whats the stupidest thing someone stole off your car ?

When me and my wife first got married back in the 80s she was driving a 73 Pinto,one morning she came back into the house and told me that her car wouldnt start so I went out and popped the hood to find out that some jack a$$ stole her carb and chrome air cleaner. That was probably a blessing in disguise We got rid of it after that.