Whats the stupidest thing someone stole off your car ?

My dad has a '76 Dodge W100 that hasn't run in years and when I went to get it fired up (to use as a temporary truck until I fixed my old truck) I found someone had stolen the oil filter and 2 of the spark plug wires :wack:

Who steals a used oil filter? I could maybe understand a spark plug wire or two, but an oil filter...