The "WAGGIN"

Oh noes! Hate to hear it man. You will have my prayers. You'd have my cash too. If only I could convince her to like station wagons as much as I do! Or to appreciate custom work like you've done.

Maybe if you were to type up a really elaborate and detailed sad sort of story? I could show it to her and win her over from an emotional angle. I mean, I'm not trying to be rude. just really want that car...