It's like when you see a drunk person flying a crop duster, and you just realized that you don't have anywhere you need to be so, you just sit down on a hillside, and then you're like, "Oh, hell yeah, there's a cold beer in my backpack!" so you just relax in the grass and smell the smells and drink your beer and watch the crop duster flopping and flailing about, yet miraculously avoiding a collision with Earth every single time....
That's what it is to watch this thread, waiting for Slant6Dan to show up.