You might be an "A-body owner" if......

You know you are an a body owner if you hear a "rinch" sound and know that within earshot* that another a-body owner has opened or closed his door, and you can almost guess the year and model.

*Earshot for this extremely loud sound is about 100 feet away!

You know you are an early a body* owner if on the way home with your new "barn find" that you roll down the window because you are sweating to death and the headliner disintegrates and the black insulation covers you in a thick dust that immediately adheres to your sweaty face, bald head, neck, arms, and legs. You wash up, and then later getting ready for bed, your wife asks, "Why is your butt crack black?"

*1965 barracuda