You might be an "A-body owner" if......

When you find mint wheel well trim all the way around on a junker and you have no tools to get them off so you fabricate on the fly tools to remove them without screwing them up. Gotta get em before someone else does or before the dipshit at the wrecking yard smashes into them with his forklift.( I always find the good stuff when I'm 4 hours from home with no tools and the wrecking yard is closing)