It's a skill to carefully craft your sarcasm so people that think they are smarter than everyone else won't get it! :) As the dumber group, according to the smarty, laugh their asses off around you.
The know everythings that bring stuff back because it doesn't work... meanwhile, still neatly folded in a sealed packet from the factory, the instructions are still undisturbed and neatly folded.
Range Rover are a great implement for tooling yuppies out of cash...