Anyone into Genealgy ?

Mine should be easy to trace, I was put on this planet by aliens so I could break the world land speed record in my dart.
In reality though my moms parents were straight off the boat from Italy so that would be a tough one. I can trace my dads side back to the early 1800's but that just because they are all mostly buried in the same plot. On a side note though I got to hang out with five generations of my family all at the same time a couple falls ago and that was amazing. My two great great aunts only had flooring in their kitchen and bedroom, the rest was good old dirt, it kept my nephew busy though.