Customer bought an eBay Range Rover sight unseen

My wife and I, just for sh*ts and grins, test drove a Land Rover Freelander a couple years ago. That thing was so cheaply put together it made a Yugo look classy! And don't even ask about the performance, because there was none. We took it back to the place selling it, and the guy had the nerve to ask me what we thought. I looked the salesman right in the eye and told him it drove like it had a fat ***!