Cluster Truck of Stupidity

I have no tolerance for people with cell phones. I have had two confirmed near misses (so close I could see the phone in the driver's hand) with morons on the phone. One guy actually had the balls to wave to me after almost hitting me broadside (oh,sorry).

When driving down the e-way to work I regularly see driving behavior that would get you pulled over for suspected DUI were it 10 at night (speeding up, slowing down, all over their lane). I will get around them and it's almost always someone on a phone. The e-way can be a real free-for-all, have to be extra vigilant for all the a-holes that are doing anything but paying attention to driving.