Craziest/Stupidest/Most Intersting Way You've Moved An Engine?

Back in the poor boy days with just a hand full of tools to my name I used to flip cars over on their roof and drop the motor/tarnnys out on a couple of mattresses with an old metal bed spring on the bottom. It seemed like I would manage to always forget the body ground strap. Then tie every thing down to the metal bed spring, hook on it and drag it all. Those old metal bed springs are great for knocking high grass down in open areas.