New Barracuda Confirmed by Gilles!

They sure could, but they won't. See, Chrysler is far too busy with new designs, and they are not original enough to come up with all new names for their products, so they simply rehash old names and slap them on whatever piece of **** is rolling off the line that week....

A 4-door Charger!?

Econo-box Dart!?

Pretty soon we'll have the luxury 4-door Roadrunner, the hatchback FWD Duster, the 4-door hatch econo-box Scamp, the Satellite motorcycle, the Dodge GTX 1500 Pickup, etc. etc. etc...

Chrysler needs new management.


- CK