M o p a r

chevy = heartbeat of america
mopar = muscle of america
Ford = colon of america :D

Damn
Old
Drivetrain
Grinds
Everything

Move
Over
Parts
Are
Rattling!
((Nobody is immune)) >: )

Hefty
Annual
Repairs,
Lucrative
Employment,
Yes?

F'd
On
Race
Day

F'd
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Found
On
Road
Dead

Gay
Man's
Car
(no offense implied :D)

Can
Hear
Every
Valve,
Really
Only
Likes
Easy
Treatment

Poor
Old
Numbskull
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating

More to come later...


- CK