You know you're a Texan when...

For all of my life, I've always been told that Texas is the greatest, most American place in all of the USA........

I get stationed here, and it couldn't be further from the truth! D:<

Still, I think Whataburger and the vast selection of rust-free Mopars more than makes up for your lack of Freedom, nasty tasting tap water, outrageously priced tattoo parlors, and discrimination towards motorcyclists...

NORTAKOTA IS BEST STATE!!!

((And yes, all of you non-Nortakotans have been spelling and pronouncing it WRONG!! It's "Nortakota." The S is silent! Also, nobody can seem to figure out how to pronounce the name of Lewis & Clark's native American female guide..... Also, the best Mexican food is found at the Taco John's on 3rd and Bowen in Bismarck, ND...))


- CK