check out this craigslist ad lol

This won't last long so I thought a copy would let us still get a laugh.

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Posted: 2013-04-30, 10:28PM EDT
The wife - $350 (Wilson)

For sale, one wife. She will occasionally clean, you might get a meal a day. She'll bug the **** out of you gibber jabbering.

350, will trade for automobiles, farm animals, computer stuff etc. No reasonable offer refused.

She is a stabber. She will cut a mother(edited).