check out this craigslist ad lol

$350?
How did he come up with that amount?
Maybe it's a buck a pound.

Magnumdust, If Dartnut is correct about the buck a pound on the price, you might want to pass on the sex part. I'm guessing that the meal a day and the occasional cleaning is all she is going to be good for, that is if you can stand the jibber gabbering???