The story on the Javelin race that broke my car

:angel9:Back in the day, I had a pretty spunky valiant that I used to beat up on small block mustangs and the occasional unsuspecting camaro. I had heard about a guy with a javelina that was rebadged and running a 390 in it but claiming to only have a 301. I finally ran into to him at a legally sanctioned NHRA race event (wink, wink) and ratted him out in front of a large group of top fuel drag racers when I dared him to open his hood first. It was at this point that the track tech officials determined he had signed up for the wrong class and I politely declined him.