Feds want to lower DUI to .05

DADBURNIT PAW!! These here saintly carpet baggers want ta take ours likker driven rites, aint rite iffen a feller cant abibe one or to whiles out on da town. Ma wont be able ta get ta da dry goods store afta taken her coughen remedy.

Roflmao! God forbid I get pulled over after using my mouth wash...