Got stoned today.....

I have had various collisions with small flying objects over the years. Got stung in the eye, in the face, hit a bird in flight, had another bird fly under my open face shield and hit me in the face, had a car in front of me hit a big black crow turning it into flying bird soup, damn that thing stunk. Rode thru mist of skunk spray once in NJ. The joys of 2 wheels....The best was the rock that came out of a set of dual wheels. Split my helmet open & gave me a concussion.

Bird soup....now that is pretty gross