Got stoned today.....

Driving down the road, saw a guy on a Harley coming the other way.Watched a rabbit run across the road and it saw the bike at the last minute.Jumped straight up in the air and hit the guy right in the chest and bounced off.Guy on bike was going about 40 but didn't stop. Bet that had to hurt.

Ah, that was one of those rare ninja rabbits.
Ever seen a northern cal pine beetle?
A guy on a harley was doing an approximated 100mph and it hit him in the forehead and killed him.

They are easily 2 inches long.