Got stoned today.....

Caught a hornet right at the base of my neck and went down my shirt. I pulled over ASAP, jumped off the bike and was dancing around trying to get my gear off as the hornet was biting the crap out of me. I ended up with a row of bites running down my chest and stomach. I must've been quite the sight...

Been behind an uncovered gravel truck at 65 too. That was when I decided to use chaps on long trips.

Why is it when you need a video camera there is none around? I jumped in the truck the other day to find a wasp hanging out on the seat back.....I was doing a dance of my own.

Joe, be thankful you were not allergic like my buddy Arnie in NJ was. He had a bee go up his jacket sleeve and get him. He decide to turn around and go home. When we got back to his driveway he passed out, sending him & his wife to the ground. He spent several days in the hospital. Had a welt for close to 2 years from it......