New to mechanics - advice welcome

If you're considering a full-size (and I don't where THAT 4th choice entered in the selection...or even why there IS only 4 choices..) go get a '67 Chrysler 300, Newport or New Yorker! Good lord, you'll have a shot at making a killing on "bang-for-the-buck"!

My spidey sense is tingling on this thread tooo......sort of "Cowboy-ish".