Misheard Song Lyrics

My mama......what a gal she was. She was the greatest. I remember once when my sister and I were little, we were at mama's office. She was the secretary for the "Junior League of Macon" Basically a bunch of wannabe socialites who looked down on mama every chance they got. Anyway once I remember one of them was in the office for something.....and something was giving her a hard time so she said "****!" really loud. My sister and I were really young. We didn't talk like that. Without skippin a beat, mama looked at the woman and said "you had something in your mouth I wouldn't have had in my hand" and the woman turned red as heck and stomped out. I tell you all that to tell you this.......

Remember The Carpenters song "Top of the World"? No? Look it up. Anyway, as prudish as mama was, she thought the end of the chorus said "my pu$#y at the top of the world" ! My dear sweet mama. LOL She was an angel.