How to improve my options?

Or any neon...

ROFLMAO!!! I can see it now... "Wow dude, interesting rims, where'd you get em?"
[hand over mouth to muffle answer]"got em off a... uh... neon."
"What, you had your hand over your mouth, it sounded like you said neon!"


Good idea, actually! Would get me on modern rubber till I can justify (i.e. afford) some decent wheels.