Short people

I'm 6'3". My ex was 5'4". Years ago I made the mistake one day of telling her the top of the refrigerator was dusty.
Her response: "If it bothers you, clean it"

Sounds like what I asked/told Ernestina one day.....We were having dinner, fridge was about 6' away. Ernie, you want something to drink? She replied with yes please. I pointed to the fridge and said it is right there......still sleep with one eye open....