pass that test.

That is very funny.

Guy gets pulled over for speeding, and tells the rookie trooper that he is an escaped convict with a body in the trunk and a pistol in the glove compartment So he better call his supervisor. The trooper cuffs the man to his bumper on the curb and anxiously calls his boss to come out. Supervisor shows up and searches the car, no body, no warrant, and no pistol. The guy cuffed to the bumper yells to the supervisor, "I bet he told you I was speeding too, eh?"