Snakes and Spiders and things that crawl

You sound like MoparDaddy when it comes to spiders.

Shoosh!

Reminds me of a story ; When I was stationed at Langley A.F.B. I worked part time for a mobile home transporter company the boss told me to crawl under this little 12x50 mobile we were prepairing to move to cut the power cables/water lines,i had to crawl the entire length to get to them as I was doing that I got a cramp and rolled over my flashlight shined on the bottom of the trailer reviealing a mass of black widows more than I could imagine [being deathly afraid of spiders] I made my own escape door.
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I would've made more than an escape door!!!

Try Louisianna,
Water mocassin snakes (aggressive, fast and poisonious)
Chiggers, bite the crap out of you and imbed themselves in your skin causing nasty scars and rashes,
Gators, capable of eating a full size person.
And about 10,000 other species of spiders, flys and bugs.

Worst things in Florida are the snakes and gators. :-) besides the people anyway.

Arizona has rattlesnakes, scorpions, gila monsters, and grasshoppers that look like the military designed them for some futuristic warfare.

Every state has it's critters, but it's how often you run across them that matters the most I guess.
In my lifetime I have been bitten by two rattlesnakes, lots of scorpions, one black widow spider, an owl (don't ask) a jack rabbit (don't ask) various non poisonous snakes and got in a fight with a west coast eel over my spear about 60 feet under water off the coast.
Now get this (ALL of them were in California) :-)

Once we moved to AZ I once got nailed by a baby scorpion when I put my hand down on the ground to get up when I was camping.

Going by this, California is WAY more dangerous. :-)

I'll play with scorpions and non poisonous snakes all day long. Spiders leave me with a resulting scream that makes neighbors think a small school girl is getting beaten with a sack of oranges...

Spiders are good...

They keep the "bug" population down :glasses7:

I do believe your nuttier than squirrel turds!!!

Had some contractors pull a piece of floor up and found these a while back, called animal control to remove.

Oh nice!! That makes you not want to do your floors again